Hogging All the Punch Lines

J: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Z: One. Because they are efficient and don’t have a sense of humor?
J: ::sigh:: yes. You ruin everything
Z: Yes. Because I am German and have no sense of humor

J: Did you know that there are 6 kinds of gluttony?
Z: Are they all in your stomach?

J: I love you
Z: I don’t get it
J: I have nothing to throw at you