Desk Vertigo Doesn’t Love You

J: My right side seems to think we’re too high up.

Z: Bwah? Your right side is experiencing vertigo?

J: Yeah I guess? ‘cept i don’t get dizzy. My feet and hands get sweaty/tingly when i’m at a great height. It’s happening right now. But just the right side…

Z: Well fine then, non-dizzy getting jerk.

J: It’s like my extremities just get really worried.

Z: Because everything you do is a jerk.

J: Probably because they know they’d take the brunt of the impact, if i actually fell.